25 Truisms of Summer...

1- The snack drawer is ALWAY empty

2- Leaving the kids home to go to work sucks

3- Girls can comb their own hair... if they want too!

4- If you are Branden Lee getting dressed is highly unecessary

5- Lunchtime is breakfast, dinnertime is lunch and dinner is finding a kid in the kitchen at 1am!!

6- Summer TV is terrible

7- The tour de france is the only thing that gets me through the month of July.

8- It is possible to referee a fight via the cell phone.

9- All polly pockets and barbies get a haircut in the summer!

10- Summer ends when you start counting down to school starting -- not when school actually starts!

11- In Summer all we do is wish it would cool down, in Winter we all wish it would just warm up...

12-Some summer afternoons are meant for napping... and nothing else.

13-There is nothing better than a sunday afternoon spent dancing in the kid pool!

14- Brand new school clothes are over-rated... Thrift Town is the coolest!

15- The only logical time to do yard work in the summer is at 6am or 9pm.

16- I can stay up past 11pm!

17- Teenagers, fireworks and big glass bottles of vodka dont mix!

18- Cereal is good at any time of the day... ask B... any TIME.

19- Summer school really is a good thing!

20- Kids are amazing... they are able to get out of chores by simply disappearing!

21- It is possible for a household of 6 to drink 40 water bottles a day!!

22- Eating burgers off the grill does get old.

23- Rock band is totally worth the money!! (even from my perspective)

24- The internet really is educational.

25- Trampolines are fun for kids of all ages but they make me pee my pants!