Well Mrs. Claus can finally rest, she managed to get Santa /and 8 reindeer/ out the door ON TIME with the CORRECT gifts to ONLY the best (ha ha) little boys and girls. I dont think we give Mrs. Claus enough credit /nor do we give her a first name/ we all know that it is Santas wifey who makes it all come together. While Santa wanders around the Toy Shop eating cookies, laughing at stupid elf jokes, trying out new video games, testing the TV's for clarity and making sure the sofas are comfy for naps, Mrs. C creates the spread-sheets, comes up with the budget, gives orders to elves, (even jumps in on the assembly line to make sure it gets done right), bakes the cookies, inspects the toys, worries about getting just the right thing, checks the weather report, presses the big fat red suit, shines the sleigh, feeds the reindeer /and the elves/, wraps it ALL up, gives Santa his final orders, cell phone and a sack lunch for the ride... OH and then cleans up the whole mess ready for him to arrive home from his long night...yeah he gets the props, the thanks and the sympathy for all his hard work but she was the one at home worrying all night long... So this year I will thank Mrs. Claus... now sit down, put your feet up, and order that fat man to get you a drink!
Mrs. Claus' first name might be Jessica or it could be Meredith I found both in Wikipedia, I am pretty sure this year it was Mom!
4 comments:
I slept in till 10:00....thank you!...and had diet coke and cake for breakfust.....certainly the best post of the year! Ho Ho Ho's to Kassie.
breakfust?......
libbi slept til 10 AM?? FOR REAL?
great post...i too think mrs. clause's first name should be MOM, if it is NOT already! :O)
Gosh Kass you are such a good writer. Where have you been hiding this secret all these years? Now we know where Andre got it! ( I read his story last night at Ma's, very clever, it needs to be a pretty picture book so start drawing!)
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