Scrooge!

M is for Mothers obsessed with new socks...
E for Eccentrics buying sparkly rocks!
R is for Reason when we get out of line...
R is for the Reality that things will be fine!
Y is for Yule if I knew what that was...instead its for Yuck from the holiday buzz!

C is for Cold we all expect at this time...
H is for Help when we're all losing our mind!
R is for Ribbons and trees and the wreath...
and I is for Icicles were standing beneath!
S is for Sanity soon to be lost...
and T is for Trinkets soon to be tossed!
M is for Money the true meaning of Christmas...
and A for Accepting a fate such as this!
S is for Sorry I had to ruin the bliss!!

I am not really this negative about Christmas, well at least not every day!